Criteria for a girlfriend : 

1) Responsible.

2) Determined.

3) Shorter than me.

4) Smart (Not book smart, common sense and generally smart).

5) Not bitchy.

6) Sporting to try out stuff and daring.

7) Can take jokes and throw some back (I don't wanna have to fake laugh my way pass stupid jokes.)

8) Does not require male company 24-freakin-7 (Let's face it, guys are not available 24/7, they have work to do. If they don't work, they can't get money. If they can't get money, they can't take you out for special occasions or pay the freakin' phone bill that you so heartlessly pump to the max.)

9) Enjoys games as much as I do.

10) Understanding

11) Does not succumb to the world's "Do's and Don'ts" that guys must do (Seriously a guy is a guy, he's who he is, if you like him then like him for who he is. You can't force him to do something he doesn't want to, that'll change the core of who he really is.)

12) Can think for her own (Doesn't need my opinion for every single damn thing in the world; "What do you think of ribbons? What do you think of dogs? What do you think of this cat? Seriously if you wanna buy / wear something just choose what you feel like wearing).

13) Trustworthy.

14) Not money minded (Will not mindless spend your money and will not dump you if you have no money).

15) Not a hypocrite (You say it's fine when I don't call you but you get angry and bitch about me to your friends. I'm really busy you freakin hypocrite.)

16) Is made of human flesh, has human emotions,

17) Independent (I don't have to call you just cause you have a stomach ache. Seriously. It's just a freakin stomach ache.)

... I actually have more in my list. My friends are right, I'm never getting married.